Cthulhu is my Copilot

Wolfkiss and Woodbear

nobody@vox.com(Kirk) — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:24:59 -0800

No, it's not the name of a new Disney after-school TV series. Sorry to disappoint. The title of this post is actually referring to a couple of super-awesome photos from Amanda's recent trip to Colorado, where she enjoyed the rare and thrilling ex...

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DG Undercover

nobody@vox.com(Kirk) — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:34:30 -0700

He's nothing if not comical...

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OK, So I'm No Aesop

nobody@vox.com(Kirk) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 11:40:37 -0700

It's five in the morning on a Monday. You awaken to what feels like an angry blacksmith is using your bladder for a bellows. You waste no time in getting out of bed. Bleary, you shamble off to the bathroom. The sound of a heavy Seattle downpou...

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News That's Fit to Fertilize Your Flowers

nobody@vox.com(Kirk) — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:05:40 -0700

So my local news team "reported" today that Wal*Mart would be lowering thousands of prices over the next couple months. That was it. That was the "news" story. Lord. Is the general public really so dreadfully obtuse they can't immediately recogn...

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Explains the Pine Needles In My Video Camera...

nobody@vox.com(Kirk) — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:12:05 -0700

Got a rather interesting shot of DG sneaking about in the dark and, well, you know me... Aaaand here's another one I quite liked. What kind of fancy-pantsy camera did I use, you ask? Must be an expensive SLR, you say? Can't get photos like tha...

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Questions, Questions, Questions

nobody@vox.com(Kirk) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 09:03:00 -0700

"Alright, brain, you don't like me and I don't like you. But let's just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer." ―Homer Simpson OK, now just sort of change “killing” to “filling” and “beer” to “porn”. Kidding. I’m a kidder. It’s rea...

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You Didn't Even Read My Letter, Did You, Mike?

nobody@vox.com(Kirk) — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 18:01:14 -0700

Yeah, so if you bought one of these babies or came to acquire one through some other dark and unspeakable act (I'm looking at you, Kevin Wolf), you should know it just became a collector's item of sorts. So, you know, maybe don't wear it while beh...

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Countdown to Relapse (and other stories)

nobody@vox.com(Kirk) — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 10:04:06 -0700

Some things are weighing heavy on my brain. Maybe they’ll climb down off me and stop jamming their stabby fingers through my skull if I expose them to the world by pointing to them and screaming like a recently castrated banshee. Thing #1: My hea...

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Waiting To Wallop the Worm*

nobody@vox.com(Kirk) — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 12:10:43 -0700

I always hoped beyond hope that pedophile rapist Roman Polanski's constant need for validation would cause him to expose his soft pink underbelly. And it finally did. This is a great day. A terrible monster has been captured and will finally face ...

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The Private Life of the Deej

nobody@vox.com(Kirk) — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 12:42:14 -0700

Some recent glimpses into DG's little world. (Don't miss out on the embiggened versions!) Have a great weekend, peeps!

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