I always hoped beyond hope that pedophile rapist Roman Polanski's constant need for validation would cause him to expose his soft pink underbelly. And it finally did. This is a great day. A terrible monster has been captured and will finally face justice.
The Oscar-winning film director Roman Polanski has been taken into custody in Switzerland in relation to a US arrest warrant, issued more than 30 years ago, for having sex with an underage girl.
Thank you, Switzerland, for doing the right thing. We simply cannot wait to have Polanski back in the States.
And shame on you, Gaurdian.uk, for mincing words. That piece of shit plied an underage girl with Quaalude and alcohol and then raped her in multiple ways. He didn't just "have sex" with her, you mealy-mouthed gits! Report the damn facts and stop watering down the sick freak's atrocities!
*So how many of you thought the title of this post was a euphemism for jerking off? OK, and how many of you think it now that I've mentioned it? See, I find stuff like that riotously funny. I'm a mess, I know.
DG reminds me of someone, but I can't put my finger on it...
Ah! Right, now I totally get why he came up to me yesterday talking like Antonio Banderas and asking me if I'd buy him a rapier! Mystery solved.
I'd be happy to get him a feather hat if he wanted it, but the last thing he needs is more ways to cut me.
Time to ignore sensible advice,
To untie the knots our culture ties us with.
Cut to the quick!
Put cotton in both sentimental ears.
Go back into the reed bed.
Let cane sugar rise again in you.
No rules or daily duties.
Those do not bring the peace of silence.
—Rumi (translated by Coleman Barks)